Top funny quotes to make you laugh
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Smile, tomorrow will be worse.
The road to success is always under construction.
Some people are like clouds. When they are gone it’s a beautiful day.
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
People saying nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day – A. A. Milne
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face with words.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
Life is too short to remove usb safely.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
The longer i stay at home the more homeless i look
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
I yelled ”COW!!!” at a woman on a bike and she gave me the ﬁnger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.
I don’t even believe myself when i say i’ll be ready in five minutes
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