Top funny quotes to make you laugh

Top funny quotes to make you laugh

Top funny quotes to make you laugh

Laugh with some of the funniest quotes on the Internet and share them with your friends and family!

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Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

 

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The road to success is always under construction. 

 

some people are like clouds

Some people are like clouds. When they are gone it’s a beautiful day.

 

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When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

 

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People saying nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day – A. A. Milne

 

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

 

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face with words. 

 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

 

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

 

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Life is too short to remove usb safely.

 

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

 

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The longer i stay at home the more homeless i look

 

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

 

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I yelled ”COW!!!” at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.

 

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I don’t even believe myself when i say i’ll be ready in five minutes

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