Short funny quotes
Laugh with some of the funniest quotes on the internet!
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
I’m sorry for the awful, accurate things i said.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
You are not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.