Short funny quotes

short funny quotes

Short funny quotes

Short funny quotes. Discover the art of brevity and humor with our collection of short funny quotes! Packed with wit and cleverness, these succinct gems are perfect for brightening your day in seconds.

From one-liners that provoke laughter to clever quips that tickle the funny bone, our curated selection of short funny quotes delivers instant amusement. Share these bite-sized doses of humor with friends, family, or on social media to spread joy effortlessly.

Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or a humorous caption for your day, our short funny quotes have you covered. Explore now for instant smiles and a daily dose of laughter in the most concise and amusing way possible!

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No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.

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Allow me to introduce my selves.

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I’m sorry for the awful, accurate things i said.

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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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You never learn anything by doing it right.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave

This makes no sense, microwave.

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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.

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I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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You are not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Experience the power of laughter in a nutshell with our collection of short funny quotes! Bursting with humor and cleverness, these concise quips pack a punch of joy in just a few words. Whether you’re looking for a quick chuckle or a witty remark to lighten the mood, our carefully curated short funny quotes are here to deliver instant amusement. Share these bite-sized gems on social media, with friends, or use them as daily mood-boosters. Dive into a world of laughter with these succinct yet hilarious quotes, making humor a part of your everyday routine. Explore now for a quick, witty escape into the lighter side of life!