Short funny quotes

short funny quotes

Short funny quotes

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No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.


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Allow me to introduce my selves.


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I’m sorry for the awful, accurate things i said.


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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


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You never learn anything by doing it right.


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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.


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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.


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I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.


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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.


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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.


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You are not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.