Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings
Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings
These hilarious, inspirational, sarcastic quotes will make your day because sometimes sarcasm is the way to go!
When someone says: ”Expect the unexpected” slap them and say: ”You didn’t expect that,did you?”.
If someone asks: ”Are you crazy?”
Simpy reply: ”yes”. Just like that.
End of discussion.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?
Shhhh…
No one cares.
Apology accepted.
Trust denied.
I’m sorry for the mean, awful and accurate things i said.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
I never repeat myself.
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Stress Is Now Gone Life Easier
If i was meant to be controlled i would have come with a remote
People say that laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
Zombies eat brains. Don’t worry you’re safe.
People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
Looks are only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
You have a very strong grasp of the obvious.
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste
If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.
It’s your lie…tell it however you want
If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.
Dear Life. Could you at least start using lubricant?
You sound better with your mouth closed.
I’m sorry I was talking, while you were interrupting me.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
Sorry, I’m not really good at acting like I care
Sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Look at you, you’re in perfect shape. For a circle.
You are about as useful as a white crayon.
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