Sarcastic humor and hilarious quotes
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He said there was no spark between us anymore. So i tasered him.
I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall i will pick you up. After i finish laughing.
I didn’t mean to offend you but it was a huge bonus.
You sound better with your mouth closed.
I don’t trip, i do random gravity checks.
if i throw a stick, will you go away?
We will continue having meetings until we find out why no work is getting done.
If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted and you need to run.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Zombies eat brains. Don’t worry, you’re safe.
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat.
That’s a pretty dress. Too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.
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