Sarcastic humor and hilarious quotes

Sarcastic humor and hilarious quotes

Sarcastic humor and hilarious quotes

Are you looking for the best sarcastic humor? We’ve compiled a list of top funny sarcastic sayings and funny quotes!


hilarious quotes

He said there was no spark between us anymore. So i tasered him.


Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red
violets are blue
I’d rather be single
than with someone
like you



I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.


best friends quotes

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall i will pick you up. After i finish laughing.


sarcastic humor

I didn’t mean to offend you but it was a huge bonus.


sound funny quotes

You sound better with your mouth closed.

sarcastic humour

I don’t trip, i do random gravity checks.


sarcasm humour

if i throw a stick, will you go away?


work humor

We will continue having meetings until we find out why no work is getting done.


ghost humor

If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted and you need to run.


fun quote

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.


so funny quotes

Zombies eat brains. Don’t worry, you’re safe.


eat quote

I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat.


pretty quotes

That’s a pretty dress. Too bad you couldn’t find it in your size.

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