Knock knock jokes

knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokes. Knock, knock! Open the door to endless laughter with our collection of side-splitting knock-knock jokes!

Explore a world of whimsical and clever humor that’s perfect for all ages. From classic punchlines to creative twists, our curated assortment of knock-knock jokes is designed to bring joy and smiles to any occasion.

Whether you’re in need of a quick icebreaker or a playful way to lighten the mood, these jokes are sure to leave you in stitches. Elevate your sense of humor and share the fun with friends, family, and colleagues.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the ultimate source of laughter! Dive into the delightful world of knock-knock jokes and start a chain of infectious giggles. Make every moment memorable with these timeless and entertaining jokes, because sometimes, the simplest form of humor is the most delightful. Knock, knock! Who’s ready for a good laugh? Open the door to fun and start sharing the joy today!

1.Bed

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Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Bed.
Bed who? 
Bed you can’t guess who I am!

2.Knock knock

Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me. You looking for trouble?

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3.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

4.Knock, knock
Who’s there? 
Radio.
Radio who? 
Radio not, here I come!

5.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

6.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Don’t you even know who you are?

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7.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Cheese.
Cheese who? 
Cheese a nice girl.

8.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry..it’s just a knock knock joke.

9.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Broken Pencil. 
Broken Pencil who. 
Never mind it’s pointless! 

10.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

11.Knock, knock
Who’s there? 
Annie. 
Annie who? 
Annie body home?

12.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

13.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Cook. 
Cook who? 
Yes you are!

14.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

15.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

16.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

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17.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

18.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Bruce.
Bruce who? 
I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!

19.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!

20.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Cupid.
Cupid who? 
Cupid quiet in there.

21.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Fangs.
Fangs who? 
Fangs for letting me in!

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22.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a high five if you open this door!

23.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

24.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

25.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

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26.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Ears.
Ears who? 
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!

27.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

28.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

29.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

30.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Pasta.
Pasta who? 
Pasta salt please!

31.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.

32.Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

33.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Orange.
Orange who? 
Orange you sick of these knock knock jokes?

34.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy.
Troy who?
Troy ringing the doorbell!

35.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

36.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

37.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Mary.
Mary who? 
Marry me?

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38.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your stove, I can smell it burning!

39.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Ken.
Ken who? 
Ken I come in?

40.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

41.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Fossil.
Fossil who? 
Fossil last time, open the door!

42.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

43.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house!

44.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Earl.
Earl who? 
Earl be glad to get to bed, I’m tired.

45.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes already.

46.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Dozen.
Dozen who? 
Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

47.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

48.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

49.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Sorry.
Sorry who? 
Sorry wrong door!

50.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Nun.
Nun who? 
Nun of your business!

51.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

52.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Phone.
Phone who? 
Phone I’d known it was you!

53.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

54.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!

55.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.

56.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Meg.
Meg who? 
Meg up your mind and let me in!

57.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A.
A who?
A b c d e f g…

58.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Lee.
Lee who? 
Lee me alone, I’ve got a headache!

59.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

60.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

61.Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

62.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix your doorbell!

63.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Jim.
Jim who? 
Jim mind if I come in?

64.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Ben.
Ben who? 
Ben knocking on this door for  so long, let me in!

65.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

66.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!

67.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?

68.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Deja.
Deja who? 
Knock knock.

69.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again, I won’t have to knock.

70.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

71.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Fiddle.
Fiddle who? 
Fiddle make you happy I’ll tell you!

72.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Gerald.
Gerald who? 
It’s Gerald friend from school!

73.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

74.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Obi Wan.
Obi Wan who? 
Obi Wan of the good guys!

75.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!

76.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
How many aliens do you know?

77.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

78.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Ray.
Ray who? 
Ray-member me?

79.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that yellow car!

80.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb.
Comb who?
Comb on down and I’ll tell you!

81.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Philip.
Philip who? 
Philip up my glass please, I’m thirsty!

82.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

83.Knock knock. 

Who’s there? 

Voodoo. 

Voodoo who? 

Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

84.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!

85.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Russell.
Russell who? 
Russell up something to eat, I’m starving!

86.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin in the door.

87.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Doris.
Doris who? 
The Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking? 

88.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who? 
Knock, knock…oops i did it again.

89.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Tooth.
Tooth who? 
Tooth or dare!

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90.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven you heard enough of these knock knock jokes?

91.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.

92.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Max.
Max who? 
Max no difference. Open the door!

93.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?

94.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside. Let me in!

95.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Snow.
Snow who? 
Snowbody!

96.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

97.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Conrad.
Conrad who?
Conrad-ulations! That was a good knock knock joke!

98

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Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Waiter.
Waiter who? 
Waiter I get my hands on you!

99.Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Europe.
Europe who? 
Europe early this morning!

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100.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Just Zoom did you think it was?

101.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

102.Knock, knock
Who’s there? 
Argo.
Argo who? 
Argo down the shops if you aren’t going to let me in!