Hilarious quotes to share with your friends

quotes to share with your friends

Hilarious quotes to share with your friends

Fun collection of quotes that will make you laugh so hard! Don’t forget to share with your friends and loved ones!

quotes about friends

I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.

sarcasm sayings

Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch black.

funny quote

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

hilarious quotes to share with your friends

Some things are better left unsaid, which I realize right after I say them.

hilarious quotes

Me: I would like to travel more…My bank account: Maybe to the park?

fun short quotes

I wanna be young again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

limited edition quotes

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

funny hilarious quotes

I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where hamburgers live.

quotes about friends

Never let your best friends get lonely, just keep disturbing them.

dream quotes

What is my dream job? In my dreams I don’t work.


Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

quotes funny

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

quotes fun

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

fun quotes

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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