Hilarious quotes to share with your friends

Hilarious quotes to share with your friends

Fun collection of quotes that will make you laugh so hard! Don’t forget to share with your friends and loved ones!

I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.

 

Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch black.

 

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

 

Some things are better left unsaid, which I realize right after I say them.

 

 

I wanna be young again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

 

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

 

I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where hamburgers live.

 

Never let your best friends get lonely, just keep disturbing them.

 

What is my dream job? In my dreams I don’t work.

 

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

 

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

 

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

 

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

 

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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