Hilarious quotes to share with your friends
Fun collection of quotes that will make you laugh so hard! Don’t forget to share with your friends and loved ones!
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.
Some things are better left unsaid, which I realize right after I say them.
I wanna be young again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where hamburgers live.
Never let your best friends get lonely, just keep disturbing them.
What is my dream job? In my dreams I don’t work.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.