Halloween jokes for kids
Trick or treat? Laugh at our huge collection of the funniest Halloween jokes!
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it…
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What is a ghost’s favourite game?
Hide and shriek!
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!
What subject in school is easy for a witch?
Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?
The what-wolves and when-wolves.
What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and ghost seek.
What did one owl say to the other owl?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
Why was the baby ghost sad?
He wanted his mummy!
Where do ghosts go for fun?
To the boo-vies.
Why did the ghost go to the sales?
He was a bargain haunter!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
Fasten your sheet belts.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Twick or tweet?
What is a ghost’s favorite sale?
A white sale.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
On what day are ghosts most scary?
Why do vampires scare people?
They are bored to death!
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!
What do ghosts put on their turkey?
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock their room?
Who was the most famous witch detective?
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Because it raises their spirits!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no-body to go with.
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and deady!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What are ghost’s favourite streets?
What was the ghost’s best position?
Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind.
What instrument do skeleton play?
What do ghosts say to their children?
Spook when you are spooken to!
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later.
-Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking i’m a vampire!
What is a vampires least favorite food?
What animal is best at baseball?
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Two ghosts walk into a bar.
The bartender said. ”Sorry but we don’t serve spirits.”
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts.
How do ghosts fly?
What are ghost’s favourite trees?
Why did the police arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.
What is a vampire’s favorite dance?
How does Frankenstein get around town?
In his monster truck!
How do monsters tell the future?
They read their horrorscope.
What do you call a ghost who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do ghosts use on their hair?
Where does a ghost refuel his car?
At a ghastly station.
Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them!
What kind of TV do you find in a haunted house?
Why did the skeleton go to the disco?
To see the boogy man!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What’s a monster favourite dessert?
Leeches and scream!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
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