Funny short jokes to tell your friends
Funny short jokes to tell your friends. Lighten the mood and share a laugh with our collection of hilarious short jokes perfect for telling your friends!
Explore a selection of witty and clever jokes designed to bring smiles and laughter to any occasion. Whether you’re looking for a quick icebreaker or a lighthearted way to brighten someone’s day, our funny short jokes are sure to tickle your friends’ funny bones. From puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are crafted for instant amusement.
Elevate your sense of humor and be the life of the party with our curated collection. Spread joy and laughter among your friends with these funny short jokes, because nothing beats the joy of sharing a good laugh with those you cherish. Start the fun and keep the good times rolling with our entertaining jokes!
Funny short jokes to tell your friends
1.My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
2.I wanna be young again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
3.My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!
Annie body home?
5.What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking…I am changing!
6.How do trees get online? They just log on!
7.I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three to four times, just to be sure.
8.Why was the baby ghost sad? He wanted his mummy!
9.Why do the French like to eat snails so much? Because they can’t stand fast food.
10.I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
11.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
12.Why was school easier for people leaving in the stone age? Because there was no history to study!
13.What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
14.What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey.
15.What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
16.What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
17.I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
18.Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
19.My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party, so i invited all her friends over and made them clean the house!
20.Where does the sheep get his hair cut? The baaaaaaarber shop!
21.Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
22.Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other: “do you know how to drive this thing?”
23.What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
24.My teacher is cross-eyed. He can’t control his pupils.
25.What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
26.Did you know DIET stands for? Did I Eat That?
27.Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
28.If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
29.Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
30.Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they don’t meet the koalafications.
31.Why did the apple run away? Because the banana split!
32.Teacher: “You copied from Johnny’s exam paper, didn’t you?”
Student: “How did you know?”
Teacher: Johnny’s paper says “I don’t know” and you put, “Me neither!”.
33.Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
34.Dad are you alright?No, I’m half left.
36.Teacher: “Little Johnny, what can we do to stop water pollution?”
Little Johnny: “Stop taking baths Miss!”
37.Are you free tonight; No i’m expensive.
38.To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
39.Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
40.What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
41.Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
42.What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
43.How do you organize a space party? You planet.
44.I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
45.What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
46.Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
47.Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
48.If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.
49.How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
50.Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
51.Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
52.What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
53.What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
54.Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
55.How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
56.Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
57.What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
58.What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
59.What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
60.Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? His heart wasn’t in it.
61.What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
62.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
63.Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
64.What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.
65.I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
66.What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
67.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
68.Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
69.Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
70.Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why do you laugh? Am I a joke to you?
71.What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
72.What did one plate say to another plate? “Tonight, dinner’s on me.”
73. What subject in school is easy for a witch? Spell-ing.
74.No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
75.My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs.
76.Why did the skeleton go to the disco? To see the boogy man!
77.What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
78.I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
79.Some people are like clouds. When they are gone it’s a beautiful day.
80.Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken.
81.What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
82.What kind of party does a snowman throw? A snow ball.
83.An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit.
When they arrive, his friend asks: ”So where’s your igloo?”
The friend replies: ”Oh no! I must’ve left the iron on!”.
84.Where does a ghost go on vacation? To Mali-boo!
85.When nothing is going right, go left.
86.I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
87.How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
88.Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
89.Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
90.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Jokes serve as a universal language and unite people in laughter. At their core, jokes are a reflection of our creativity, and the shared human experience. Whether delivered in stand-up comedy routines, written on the pages of books, or shared in casual conversations, jokes have a unique ability to break tension and provide a brief escape from the challenges of daily life. Jokes come in various forms, from puns and wordplay to clever observations and absurd scenarios, catering to a diverse range of tastes and senses of humor.
They can be a powerful tool for social bonding, as laughter creates a sense of connection among individuals, fostering a positive and lighthearted atmosphere. The beauty of jokes lies not only in the punchline but also in their ability to invite people into a shared moment of joy, offering a brief respite from the complexities of the world.