Funny quotes that will make you smile

Funny quotes that will make you smile

Funny quotes that will make you smile

Laugh with funny quotes about life in general!




sarcasm words

Everyone was thinking it. I just said it.

funny quotes about friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

funquotes

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

witty quotes

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

like quotes

I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

funny quotes to make you smile

I’d explain it to you but I’m afraid your head might explode.

clever funny quotes

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

friend quotes

He was a true friend. He stabbed me in the front.

life funny quotes

The tongue weighs almost nothing, but few people can hold it.

film quotes

Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don’t have the film.

so funny quotes

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

wise quotes

If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.

math quotes

8 out 7 people struggle with math.

true life

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.