Funny quotes that will make you smile

Funny quotes that will make you smile

Laugh with funny quotes about life in general!

Everyone was thinking it. I just said it.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

 

 

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

I’d explain it to you but I’m afraid your head might explode.

 

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

 

He was a true friend. He stabbed me in the front.

 

The tongue weighs almost nothing, but few people can hold it.

 

Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don’t have the film.

 

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

 

If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.

 

8 out 7 people struggle with math.

 

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Laugh with hilarious sarcastic quotes.