Dad jokes that will make you laugh so hard!
1.Two goldfish in a tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other: “do you know how to drive this thing?”
2.Telling Dad Jokes
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
3.A documentary about beavers
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
4.Two guys walk into a bar
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
“Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.”
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
7.What do sprinters eat
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
”Dad are you alright?”
“No, I’m half left.”
9.It grew on me
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
“I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner…it was just gathering dust!”
11.What did the buffalo say
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
12.ET go home!
What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got tiny legs!
”I’ll call you later.”
”Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”
14.You have my word!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
15.Beethoven’s favorite fruit
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.
-Want to hear a joke about construction?
-I’m still working on it.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!
18.A joke about paper
-Wanna hear a joke about paper?
-Never mind…it’s tearable.
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!
20.What did the horse say
What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
21.Rolex and timex
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs.
22.Knock Knock Joke
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
Now read some animal jokes!