Christmas jokes for kids
Christmas jokes for kids
Laugh with 50 of the best Christmas jokes for kids!
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbit ribbit?
A mistle-toad!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. You too?
Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out.
What do sheep say at Christmas?
Beeeeeeerry Christmas!
What do fish sing at Christmas time?
Christmas Corals!
What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow cones!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
How do you lift a frozen car?
With a Jack Frost!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter ”Y”!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree!
What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas is here!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all those presents!
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a present already.
Where do you keep a Christmas tree?
Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What is in December that isn’t in any other month?
The letter ”D”!
Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why do cats take so long to wrap presents?
They want them to be purrr-fect!
Who is Santa Claus married to?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good Christmas joke?
What do elves post on social media?
Elf-ies!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Interrupt…
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
Mistletoe!