Best funny minion quotes

Best funny minion quotes

Best funny minion quotes

Best funny minion quotes. Explore the whimsical world of laughter with our hilarious collection of funny minion quotes!

Dive into a sea of witty and playful expressions that will tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a fan of the mischievous minions from Despicable Me or simply love a good chuckle, our handpicked quotes are sure to brighten your day.

From witty one-liners to clever quips, these minion quotes are perfect for sharing smiles and spreading joy. Dive into the world of humor with our delightful compilation and let the minions bring a burst of laughter to your day. Discover the best minion humor that will have you grinning from ear to ear!


  1. I’m not short, I’m Minion-sized.
  2. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

  3. I’m not a morning person. I’m a Minion person.
  4. Yeah I’ve got O.C.D – Old, Cranky and Dangerous.
  5. Sometimes the best way to stay out of trouble is to take a nap.
  6. Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden.

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  8. My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. Or as mischievous as a Minion thinks I am!

  9. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Minion-style.

  10. My diet plan: make all of my friends’ cookies and eat them.

  11. I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me, similar to bananas and Minions.

  12. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font: Minion-scribble.

  13. Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries’!

  14. If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘Minion,’ and I’ll turn around.

  15. I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition Minion.

  16. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

  17. I’m not addicted to chocolate; we’re just in a committed relationship.

  18. My room isn’t messy; it’s just an obstacle course designed for Minion adventures.

  19. I’m not old; I’m a classic, just like a vintage Minion.

  20. I don’t snore. I dream I’m a Minion with a chainsaw.

  21. I’m not crazy; I prefer the term mentally hilarious, like a bunch of Minions.

  22. I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right. Minion logic!

  23. I’m not short; I’m Minion-sized for instant cuteness.

  24. I’m not clumsy; it’s just the floor hates me, tables and chairs are bullies, and gravity is in on it too.

  25. I don’t need an inspirational quote; I need coffee and a group of cheerful Minions.

  26. I’m not ignoring you. I’m just busy thinking about Minion shenanigans.

  27. I’m not late; I’m on Minion time.

  28. I’m not weird; I’m just a Minion in a world of humans.

  29. I don’t make mistakes; I create Minion moments.

  30. I’m not crazy; my reality is just different from yours, more Minion-ish.

  31. You’re not a complete idiot; some parts are missing, just like a Minion’s master plan.

  32. I put the ‘Me’ in ‘Minion.’
  33. I don’t hold grudges. I just remember things for a very long time.
  34. It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
  35. Username or Password incorrect…At least tell me which one it is..
  36. Best Friends. The know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
  37. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.
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What are the minions catchphrases?
  • Hello – Bello.
  • Goodbye – Poopaye.
  • I swear – Underwear.
  • Ice cream – Gelato.
  • Can we start – Pwede na.
  • What – Po ka.
  • Kiss kiss – Muak muak muak.
  • Apple – Bable.
  • For you – Para tu.
  • Stop – Stopa.
  • I am hungry – Me want banana.
  • I hate you – Tatata bala tu
  • Thank you – Bank yu.
  • I’m sorry – Bi do.
  • Cheers – Kanpai.
  • Fire – Bee do bee do bee do.
  • Marriage – La boda.
  • How dare you – Sa la ka.
  • We love you – Tulaliloo ti amo.
  • Fart – Pado.
  • 1, 2, 3 – Hana, Dul, Sae.

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