20 funny quotes to make you laugh so hard
20 funny quotes to make you laugh so hard
Laugh with the hottest funny quotes and sayings!
1.I thought you already knew
I’m sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
2.Don’t know
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT MY AGE BECAUSE I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE
3.Busy day
I had an extremely busy day. Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
4.I always wanted to be somebody
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin
5.It’s ok
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
6.My bed
My bed is a place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
7.Your secret is safe
Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
8.Friday
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?
9.True friends
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
10.Energy saving
I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.
11.Born free
You’re born free then you’re taxed to death.
12.Normal mode
I don’t go crazy.
I am crazy.
I just go normal from time to time.
13.Smiling
I’m not frowning, I’m just smiling upside down.
14.I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
15.Photoshop
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life. -Will Ferrell
16.Another level
I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
17.Black belt
I may be a beginner at some things but I have a black belt in shopping.
18.Staying in bed all day
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
19.Everything is funny
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
20.I wish I was a kid again
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
21.Circle
22.Unique
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
laugh with 10 short funny quotes