20 funny quotes to make you laugh so hard
Laugh with the hottest funny quotes and sayings!
1.I thought you already knew
I’m sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT MY AGE BECAUSE I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE
I had an extremely busy day. Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
4.I always wanted to be somebody
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
My bed is a place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
7.Your secret is safe
Your secrets are safe with me..I wasn’t even listening.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.
You’re born free then you’re taxed to death.
I don’t go crazy.I am crazy.
I just go normal from time to time.
I’m not frowning, I’m just smiling upside down.
14.I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life. -Will Ferrell
I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
I may be a beginner at some things but I have a black belt in shopping.
18.Staying in bed all day
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
19.Everything is funny
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
20.I wish I was a kid again
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
Look at you. You’re in a perfect shape. For a circle.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.