20 funny quotes to make you laugh so hard

20 funny quotes to make you laugh so hard

20 funny quotes to make you laugh so hard

Laugh with the hottest funny quotes and sayings!

1.I thought you already knew

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I’m sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

 

2.Unique

funny quotes unique

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

 

3.Busy day

busy day funny quotes

I had an extremely busy day. Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

 

4.I always wanted to be somebody

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I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin

 

5.It’s ok

good taste

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

 

6.My bed

my bed is a place

My bed is a place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

 

7.

Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.

 

8.Friday

monday and friday

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?

 

9.True friends

friends quotes

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

 

10.Energy saving

energy saving mode

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.

 

11.Born free

born free

You’re born free then you’re taxed to death.

 

12.Normal mode

normal mode

I don’t go crazy.

I am crazy.

I just go normal from time to time.

 

13.Smiling

smiling quotes

I’m not frowning, I’m just smiling upside down.

 

14.I’ll be ready in 5 minutes

believe myself

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

 

15.Photoshop

photoshop

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life. -Will Ferrell

 

16.Another level

this kind

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

 

17.Black belt

black belt

I may be a beginner at some things but I have a black belt in shopping.

 

18.Staying in bed all day

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

 

19.Everything is funny

everything is funny

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

20.I wish I was a kid again

I wish I was a kid again

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

 

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