12 funny quotes that will make you laugh so hard

12 funny quotes that will make you laugh so hard

1

I always mean what i say.

I may not always mean to say it out loud

but i always mean it.

 

2

You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions

 

3

Sarcasm is my love language

 

4

I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know i’m hilarious.

 

5

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

 

6

Where does all my money go?

It’s like hocus pocus i’m brokus

 

7

Apparently when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended!

 

8

Crazy and OK with it

 

9

Women don’t snore

they purrrrrr….

 

10

After Tuesday even the calendar goes WTF

 

11

The main function of the little toe is to make sure that all the furniture in the house are in place

 

12

I’m so broke i can’t even pay attention.