12 funny quotes that will make you laugh so hard
I always mean what i say.
I may not always mean to say it out loud
but i always mean it.
You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions
Sarcasm is my love language
I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know i’m hilarious.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Where does all my money go?
It’s like hocus pocus i’m brokus
Apparently when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended!
Crazy and OK with it
Women don’t snore
After Tuesday even the calendar goes WTF
The main function of the little toe is to make sure that all the furniture in the house are in place
I’m so broke i can’t even pay attention.