10 short jokes that will make you smile
An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit.
When they arrive, his friend asks… ”So where’s your igloo?”
The friend replies: ”Oh no…i must’ve left the iron on…”
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
Just received a card full of rice.
It’s from Uncle Ben.
Teacher: “Little Johnny, what can we do to stop water pollution?”
Little Johnny: ”Stop taking baths Miss!”
Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school.
His mother asks: “What did you learn today Little Johnny?”
Little Johnny replies: “Not enough Mom. I have to go back tomorrow…”
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What is the color of the wind?
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: ”Shall we cross the road?”
The other donkey says: ”No way, look at what happened to the zebra…”
Why did the apple run away?
Because the banana split!