10 short jokes that will make you smile

10 jokes that will make you

10 short jokes that will make you smile

An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit.

When they arrive, his friend asks:  ”So where’s your igloo?”
The friend replies: ”Oh no!i must’ve left the iron on!

  • My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
  • Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

short jokes

  • Just received a card full of rice. It’s from Uncle Ben.

Teacher: “Little Johnny, what can we do to stop water pollution?”

Little Johnny: ”Stop taking baths Miss!”

short little johnny jokes

Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school. 

His mother asks: “What did you learn today Little Johnny?”

Little Johnny replies: “Not enough Mom. I have to go back tomorrow…”

  • What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
  • What is the color of the wind? Blew.

donkey joke

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: ”Shall we cross the road?”
The other donkey says: ”No way, look at what happened to the zebra..”

  • Why did the apple run away? Because the banana split!

Why did the chicken cross the road jokes.