10 short jokes that will make you smile

10 jokes that will make you

10 short jokes that will make you smile

An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit.

When they arrive, his friend asks…  ”So where’s your igloo?”
The friend replies: ”Oh no…i must’ve left the iron on…”


My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.


Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.


short jokes

Just received a card full of rice.

It’s from Uncle Ben.


Teacher: “Little Johnny, what can we do to stop water pollution?”

Little Johnny: ”Stop taking baths Miss!”


short little johnny jokes

Little Johnny comes home from his first day at school. 

His mother asks: “What did you learn today Little Johnny?”

Little Johnny replies: “Not enough Mom. I have to go back tomorrow…”


What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.


What is the color of the wind?


donkey joke

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: ”Shall we cross the road?”
The other donkey says: ”No way, look at what happened to the zebra…”


Why did the apple run away?
Because the banana split!