10 Short clean jokes that will make you laugh so hard

10 Short clean jokes that will make you laugh so hard

10 short jokes that will crack you up!

 

My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party, so i invited all her friends over and made them clean the house!

 

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

Because they don’t meet the koalafications.

 

”Are you free tonight;”

”No i’m expensive…”

 

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore…

 

Did you know DIET stands for? Did I Eat That?

 

I wonder if common sense will ever make a comeback?

 

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

 

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

”Between you and me, something smells.”

 

I do no snore! I just dream i’m a motorcycle!

 

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.